The Quoting Thread

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Kapus was almost during the Super Bowl when she came across a sweet cake, lying alone on a cold plate. "That must be a treat from my punkfatty bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked taco, so she ate it.

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18:37 - Yuri Sakazaki: I just fucking wrestle threw a bag of hotdogs onto the dinner table
18:37 - Yuri Sakazaki: then i asked myself what I was doing
[9:06:18 AM] Angrymio'n Angrynohara: What are you doing
[9:06:32 AM] Yuri Sakazaki: I don't know

Everyone hates garbage disposals.

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[3:44:55 PM] McGwiggles: jesus christ
[3:45:55 PM] McGwiggles: I just found out that my aunt patty got maimed by a garbage disposal yesterday
[3:46:27 PM] Chrispy: oh dang. how bad was it?
[3:46:56 PM] McGwiggles: Not as bad as it could have been. Her hand wasn't all the way down, so it broke all of her fingers but it didn't cut any off.
[3:47:24 PM] Chrispy: Eesh. did it smash the bones or just like crack them up?
[3:48:14 PM] McGwiggles: I'm not sure?
[3:48:27 PM] Kapus: that is absolutely terrifying gwiggles
[3:48:33 PM] McGwiggles: RIGHT?
[3:48:35 PM] Kapus: just the thought of it

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[3:49:16 PM] therpham: haha this does not help my garbage disposal paranoia
[3:49:34 PM] therpham: I shut off the circuit at the breaker before dealing with it
[3:49:43 PM] therpham: and even then I'm still like I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE
[3:49:48 PM] glod: same!!!
[3:49:47 PM] McGwiggles: Apparently her dad hit the wrong switch when she was reaching down there.
[3:49:53 PM] therpham: oh nooooo
[3:50:02 PM] glod: i don't shut off the circuit but like
[3:50:15 PM] glod: nobody else is allowed to be in the kitchen if i have to reach in there.
[3:50:21 PM] McGwiggles: yeah whenever I'm even just LOOKING at the garbage disposal that switch is like a fricking crime scene. Nobody's allowed within 50 feet of it.

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[3:51:33 PM] Chrispy: I also have disposal paranoia. even if no one is around and both the light switch and disposal switch are off, I am terrified that it is just going to TURN ON BY ITSELF
[3:51:41 PM] Chrispy: and horribly mutilate me irrecoverably
[3:52:37 PM] Chrispy: why the **** do they put a light switch next to the disposal switch?! there shouldn't be anything next to the disposal switch
[3:52:42 PM] glod: I KNOW
[3:52:47 PM] McGwiggles: RIGHTT
[3:52:57 PM] glod: if i ever design a house it's gonna be its own isolated switch
[3:53:00 PM] McGwiggles: That **** should be clearly labeled
[3:53:08 PM] glod: that you have to solve a professor layton puzzle to turn on
[3:53:09 PM] Tim Jenkins: It should have one of those flip covers over it
[3:53:13 PM] Tim Jenkins: That's all like
[3:53:13 PM] Tim Jenkins: DANGER
[3:53:36 PM] glod: also it needs three keys
[3:53:37 PM] Chrispy: and two people have to activate their keys at the same time to get to the switch
[3:53:39 PM] Tim Jenkins: ACTIVATE SWORD
[3:53:41 PM] glod: Then Big Key
[3:53:45 PM] glod: the*
[3:53:47 PM] McGwiggles: The garbage disposal requires two thumb prints from two different people and voice activation

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[3:53:57 PM] Kapus: I'm so glad I moved into a house that doesn't have a disposal
[3:54:05 PM] Kapus: the previous house I lived in had one and it freaked me out a bit
[3:54:17 PM] Kapus: not just the concept of it eating me but it also made this
[3:54:19 PM] Kapus: horrible sound
[3:54:22 PM] Kapus: whenever it turned on
[3:54:40 PM] Kapus: like someone drank a glass of gears and screws and then started gurgling them
[3:54:57 PM] glod: hahaha yeah
[3:54:58 PM] McGwiggles: yeah beyond just horrible mutilation i'm always worried that something important is going to fall down there
[3:55:07 PM] McGwiggles: and like **** i'm going to reach down and get it
[3:55:35 PM] therpham: a big red covered switch for a garbage disposal seems like a pretty good idea actually
[3:55:52 PM] Tim Jenkins: Why is the garbage disposal a switch and not a push button you have to hold down

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[11:22:13 PM] Roy AngryGentlem'n: ew the sun is melting
[11:22:15 PM] Roy AngryGentlem'n: ...
[11:22:19 PM] Roy AngryGentlem'n: Wait

Hm.

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[9:21:08 PM] Blaze: Well, there might be a damn portal to a negative universe
[9:21:10 PM] Blaze: who knows
[9:21:14 PM] Zoey the CKH facepalm
[9:21:25 PM] Zoey the CKH: Then.
[9:21:29 PM] Zoey the CKH: Do something about it.
[9:21:33 PM] Blaze: I suppose
[9:21:39 PM] Zoey the CKH: Don't worry
[9:21:44 PM] Zoey the CKH: if theres one thing all me's love
[9:21:47 PM] Zoey the CKH: its fruit punch
[9:21:51 PM] Blaze 's autocannon is blasted off
[9:21:58 PM] Blaze: damn it
[9:22:08 PM] Blaze: there goes my shooty bit

My amount of idea for what is going on has dropped into negative.

...This is making me angry.

man I haven't been on skype in a while.

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[5/2/2014 2:00:06 PM] Kapus: OKAY SO
[5/2/2014 2:00:08 PM] Kapus: story time
[5/2/2014 2:00:55 PM] Kapus: one day I was walking down the road
[5/2/2014 2:00:59 PM] Kapus: coming back home from school
[5/2/2014 2:01:10 PM] Kapus: When I thought to myself
[5/2/2014 2:01:14 PM] Kapus: "Man I'm hungry"
[5/2/2014 2:01:32 PM] Captain Rugal Bernstein of the Sky Noah: Then Rugal stepped on you!
[5/2/2014 2:01:34 PM] Captain Rugal Bernstein of the Sky Noah: GAME
[5/2/2014 2:01:35 PM] Captain Rugal Bernstein of the Sky Noah: OVER
[5/2/2014 2:01:50 PM] Yuri Sakazaki: Yuri Sakazaki closes the curtains
[5/2/2014 2:03:06 PM] Kapus: asdfsgth hNO

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[10:08:12 PM] Yuri Sakazaki: So Roy
[10:08:23 PM] Yuri Sakazaki: I'm getting you Gilbert Gottfried for your birthday
[10:08:24 PM] Yuri Sakazaki: Is that okay
[10:09:30 PM] *** Roy Pretty-much-alivem'n has left ***

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[22:10] one of the only things I ever did with IE was download firefox

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[6:42:06 PM] King Yamato: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aZPK916_460sa.gif
[6:44:41 PM] Vegituh: what
[6:44:42 PM] Vegituh: the
[6:44:44 PM] Vegituh: fat
[6:44:46 PM] Vegituh: heck
[6:44:58 PM] King Yamato: That's a way to win a car, I'd say
[6:45:00 PM] Captain Rugal Bernstein of the Sky Noah: Pool:
[6:45:01 PM] Vegituh: That doesn't happen
[6:45:05 PM] Captain Rugal Bernstein of the Sky Noah: Golfing edition'
[6:45:06 PM] Vegituh: That's impossible
[6:45:09 PM] King Yamato: It's just pool skills, man
[6:45:10 PM] Vegituh: I call fatcrap
[6:45:14 PM] Vegituh: This isn't right
[6:45:19 PM] Vegituh: You can't be that good at this
[6:45:33 PM] Alice (CK): that's just fatdanged rediculous!
[6:45:34 PM] King Yamato: Luck, sonny

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[3:54:54 PM] ♥therpham♥: the magic of dad https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn3Wn7-IQAEzoJ9.jpg
[3:55:06 PM] glod: yes