The Quoting Thread

Reread those pizza quotes above me. They're great.

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[2:02:00 PM] Rozark Kyouko: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S SNOWING!
[2:02:01 PM] Rozark Kyouko: >_>
[2:02:42 PM] Thunder Electros: What the hell is a snow
[2:05:47 PM] Lego: I live in Texas so don't ask me
[2:06:29 PM] Max: what the fud is texas

THE MYSTERY OF THE EAR WHALE PUZZLE HAS BEEN SOLVED.

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[5:41:01 PM][6:14:05 PM] Dust Bunny: "glod: i can't solve this ear whale puzzle"
[6:14:05 PM] Dust Bunny: I don't even remember
[6:14:11 PM] Dust Bunny: what this quote was supposed to be
[6:14:29 PM] Dust Bunny: it's completely alone, no other text around it
[6:14:31 PM] glod: i remember it, the answer to the puzzle was really unsatisfying
[6:15:18 PM] glod: basically there's a dude in the biology department at my school that has a sign on his office's door that has his name on it, and under it's like:

[picture of a human ear] + [picture of a whale] = ?


[6:15:33 PM] glod: and i thought it was going to be something clever but it turns out the dude just listens to whale calls as a job
[6:15:54 PM] Dust Bunny: oh

Pretty lame.

Aw... I would have preferred it stayed a riddle for the ages if I knew it was gonna be so unsatisfying.

Yeah, same.

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[1:45:31 PM] Christopher R. Florence: why are people so dumb?

A riddle for the ages.

Poor guy. Miiverse has scarred him forever.

Dug up some really old Always quotes that had not been posted here previously.

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[9:06:56 PM] Justin Daly (mamthew): this cake is delicious though
[9:06:56 PM] Justin Daly (mamthew as is this anime
[9:06:59 PM] Justin Daly (mamthew): so it's cool
[9:07:08 PM] azureminon: how do you eat anime
[9:07:10 PM] azureminon: don't answer that

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there's an elephant in the room
neigh
im an elephant
oink oink
do elephants oink
yes
they have really long pig's noses if you really don't think about it
ohh

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HappyHappyJoshi: Okay glod I have the world's best knock knock joke are you ready
glod14k: OK
HappyHappyJoshi: Alright you start
glod14k: Knock knock
HappyHappyJoshi: Who's there?
glod14k: oh
glod14k: i
glod14k: uhh
glod14k: i wasn't ready for this
glod14k: IT ME

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[13:09:06] _██_
[13:09:06] (´∀`)
[13:12:28] * @Magi claps

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All the intelligent peopel congregate here
*oeple
*oeple

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[16:32] Joshi, Joshi, Joshi
[16:32] <@Joshi> I have a different definition of off topic than most people
[16:32] Super Sonic in levels confirmed for Sonic 4
[16:32] <@Joshi> If the topic gradually and nartjhnfegbhaetuiprbaehuopjkg[dfruidebhorbIGUWESRBHIG
[16:33] <@Joshi> HTRGNUIGRBDHTRFU9DHGSFIUHDBRHJINJIWBERUIGBFREORGBNRJKISFHBNGFJOSFBGSJUIFHB

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[13:07] I just found out my god has diabetes
[13:08] ...
[13:08] *dog
[13:08] You god isn't such a great god then
[13:08] shut up, don't diss my god
[13:08] my god is the best brittany spaniel ever

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[23:49:12] brb choking on grape

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The fish was already dead
D:
He's just mad because I smoked an already dead salmon earlier toda
You really did kill a fish!

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Hum. My sister thinks I am pretty nosy.
At least that's what is in her diary.

Somehow I remember quote 3 even though it wasn't posted here.

Probably because I attempted (and failed) to pull the same trick on Sixteen.

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[10:14:05 AM] Linnie S.: Happy Turkey Day.
[11:23:51 AM] Max: is it thanksgiving today
[11:24:25 AM] Max: what do you even do
[11:24:33 AM] Max: other than eat
[11:25:20 AM] Messatsu: EAT MORE