The Quoting Thread

Some dudes from CT (myself included) got together and watched a stream of the Thanksgiving Float Parade. We goofed around and poked fun at stuff.
I saved some quotes that I liked

Quote :

[8:18:17 AM] JavaTheMocha: these commercials are reminding me how much I hate the holidays
[8:18:42 AM] JavaTheMocha: WHY DON'T I HAVE LOVED ONES TO SHARE PHILIDELPHIA CREAM CHEESE WITH?!
[8:19:17 AM] Alpha Wolf: LMAO
[8:19:26 AM] Kapus: THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE RIGHT NOW
[8:19:30 AM] Kapus: I...think
[8:19:40 AM] JavaTheMocha: Where can I download your cream cheese?
[8:19:46 AM] JavaTheMocha: and why does that sound so very dirty?
[8:19:47 AM] Alpha Wolf sustained laughter

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[8:28:58 AM] JavaTheMocha: oh god, live rendition of Annie
[8:29:03 AM] JavaTheMocha: my ears
[8:29:05 AM] Alpha Wolf: Annie?
[8:29:14 AM] JavaTheMocha: on the parade
[8:29:26 AM] Alpha Wolf: should I know who that is lol?
[8:29:35 AM] JavaTheMocha: it is a musical >.>
[8:29:41 AM] Alpha Wolf: oh, no wonder I don't know it

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[9:39:02 AM] zippyskipy: omg pikachu did you see pikachu guise PIKACHUUUUU GUYS
[9:39:17 AM] Alpha Wolf: every year they make him look creepier
[9:39:28 AM] Alpha Wolf: Pikachu, that is
[9:39:56 AM] Christopher Kimble: Pikachu is scary in general, he should eat more
[9:40:22 AM] Hunter: he used to be fat
[9:40:44 AM] Alpha Wolf: oh Lord, Pikachu's gone annoerexic
[9:40:51 AM] Cjn14: Pikachu definitely lost some weight.

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[9:44:42 AM] Christopher Kimble: PIKACHU IN SUPERMAN POSE
[9:44:51 AM] Alaris: Oh god!
[9:44:52 AM] Alaris: PIKACHU!
[9:44:54 AM] Hunter: pikachu's ears are deflated
[9:44:56 AM] Alpha Wolf: Pikaman
[9:44:59 AM] Alpha Wolf: he's infected
[9:45:00 AM] Alaris: Wow...
[9:45:03 AM] Alaris: The ears!
[9:45:10 AM] Christopher Kimble: OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!
[9:45:11 AM] Christopher Kimble: HIS EARS
[9:45:16 AM] Christopher Kimble: THEY'RE......FLAT

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[9:47:53 AM] Alaris: As long as they don't air that new "Thanksgiving" song, I'm fine.
[9:48:03 AM] Christopher Kimble: IT'S THANKS DAY, THANKS DAY
[9:48:05 AM] Christopher Kimble: GOTTA GET DOWN ON THANKS DAY
[9:48:13 AM] Christopher Kimble: SITTIN' AT THE END CHAIR
[9:48:15 AM] Christopher Kimble: EVERYBODY IS HERE
[9:48:06 AM] Alpha Wolf: I hated that
[9:48:12 AM] Alpha Wolf: wtf is THANKS DAY

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[9:57:32 AM] Christopher Kimble: PAPA SMURF
[9:57:36 AM] Christopher Kimble: GO HOME WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR MOVIE

Quote :

[10:06:40 AM] Christopher Kimble: "businessman of whimsy"
[10:06:48 AM] Alaris: ....
[10:06:56 AM] Hunter: briefcase men!!!!
[10:07:03 AM] invader.mle: briefcase drill team
[10:07:08 AM] Alaris: What the...F..
[10:07:23 AM] Christopher Kimble: I don't get it
[10:07:29 AM] Christopher Kimble: can I be apart of them
[10:07:32 AM] Christopher Kimble: I have a brief case and a suit
[10:07:37 AM] Christopher Kimble: I can make noise

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[10:44:08 AM] Christopher Kimble: A few years ago I aspired to be the official voice actor for the elf in Rudolph
[10:44:10 AM] Christopher Kimble: odd times

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[10:46:29 AM] Kapus: oh it's a mouse
[10:46:50 AM] Christopher Kimble: that mouse was freaking creepy
[10:47:08 AM] Kapus: yeah, I know
[10:47:10 AM] Hunter: did you see the guys before the mouse?
[10:47:18 AM] Christopher Kimble: I did not
[10:47:21 AM] Christopher Kimble: maybe for the best
[10:48:22 AM] Hunter: probably, they all looked like middle age guys in purple fairy clothes, some of which possessed facial hair
[10:48:41 AM] Hunter: and they were picking each other up and stuff
[10:49:07 AM] Kapus: oh yeah I saw a glimpse of that
[10:49:10 AM] Kapus: it was bizarre

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[11:08:00 AM] Kapus: happy turkey day
[11:08:11 AM] Kapus: also happy late halloween because I didn't see you all on halloween
[11:08:29 AM] Kapus: also also happy 4th of july because I didn't see you all on the 4th of july
[11:08:47 AM] Kapus: also also also happy easter because I didn't see you on easter
[11:09:02 AM] invader.mle: happy birth because I didn't see you when you were born
[11:09:16 AM] Kapus: also also also also happy--err, yeah.

fun times.

Aw man. I kinda wish I was there.

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[2:02:50 PM] Thatguy74: My keyboard just exploded for no reason
[2:03:03 PM] King Yamato: Pro

Somehow, Speedy turned himself into a keyboard and transported himself to Thatguy's house.

I'm me. I always find a way. Especially if it involves stuff blowing up.

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Joseph: you know
Joseph: I ate an entire orange peel not too long ago
Joseph: it actually tasted much better than the orange
Joseph: but I had to brush my teeth twice and eat 3 mints to get rid of the bad breath
Kapus: only you would do that

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My stalking is the best stalking, the ultimate stalking.. I'll be hiding in your canned food.

[19:29:55] @ Smash The Echidna : Ew the guy was a squid! D:<
[19:29:58] @ Smash The Echidna : lol
[19:30:06] E-113:Xi : xD
[19:30:26] E-113:Xi : Yeah, in this case, tendrils = tentacles
[19:30:35] @ Smash The Echidna : Until his name is revealed I'm gonna nickname him ''Electro Blooper''.
[19:30:40] @ Smash The Echidna :
[19:30:47] E-113:Xi : lol
[19:31:52] @ Smash The Echidna : Coincidentally, a Paper Mario battle theme starts playing on shuffle of my MP3 player.
[19:32:01] @ Smash The Echidna : Very next song

Quote :

[10:21:48 PM] Lady Blues: hey Llama are you here
[10:22:09 PM] Kapus Himslef: yes
[10:22:15 PM] Kapus Himslef: what do you need
[10:22:26 PM] Lady Blues: you're not a Llama
[10:22:30 PM] Lady Blues: get out
[10:22:36 PM] Kapus Himslef:

oh

[10:22:38 PM] Kapus Himslef:

I am a sheep, though, and darn proud of it.

Forget sheep. The mooseels rule!

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[2:16:54 PM] Calamity Ami: oh my god this girl came into the illustration room and fell asleep at one of the tables
[2:16:59 PM] Calamity Ami: and she is snoring the angriest snore ive ever heard
[2:17:08 PM] Diddgery: ANGRY SNORE
[2:18:29 PM] Calamity Ami: shes just like
[2:18:31 PM] Calamity Ami: HRRNNNNGGGG
[2:18:39 PM] Calamity Ami: HRRRAAAAGGGH
[2:18:42 PM] Calamity Ami: thats how her snores sound

Someone had too many super mushrooms before taking a nap.